Built for humans.
Made painfully aware of it.

A product studio for the modern condition. Every device we ship is 10% engineering and 90% forcing you to confront yourself. You're welcome.

⚠ SELF AWARENESS SOLD SEPARATELY ⚠ NO REFUNDS ON EXISTENTIAL DREAD ⚠ BATTERY LIFE > EMOTIONAL RANGE ⚠ WARNING: PRODUCT MAY REVEAL TRUTH ⚠ TESTED ON REAL, DISAPPOINTING HUMANS ⚠ SELF AWARENESS SOLD SEPARATELY ⚠ NO REFUNDS ON EXISTENTIAL DREAD ⚠ BATTERY LIFE > EMOTIONAL RANGE ⚠ WARNING: PRODUCT MAY REVEAL TRUTH ⚠ TESTED ON REAL, DISAPPOINTING HUMANS
i cried testing this one 🪞

Reality Filter

Scans your face. Removes every filter you've ever hidden behind. Shows your true self — a service also available at home, for free, using a mirror.

SEE YOURSELF. REGRET IT. sorry, uncle Rob 🕶️

Truth Glasses

Smart glasses, minus the smart. Instantly classifies everyone you look at as Angel or Devil. Mostly devil. Sorry about your family.

JUDGE PEOPLE. LEGALLY. where i actually live 🎧

ZONED

Headphones engineered to remove you from boring conversations and relocate you deep inside your own, dumber thoughts. Noise cancelling. Life cancelling.

LEAVE, WITHOUT LEAVING.
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Coming Soon

We're still turning your other insecurities into consumer electronics. Give us a quarter.

TBA / TBD / TBH

why this exists

Honestly? I made the first one at 2am because a filtered photo made me feel strange in a way I couldn't explain, and building a stupid gadget felt easier than sitting with that. Turns out other people felt it too. So now there are three of these things, each one a slightly different way of saying the same thing: you're allowed to feel weird about all of this. I'm not fixing you. I don't think I could. I just make the feeling a little more bearable to look at.